Friday, May 4, 2012

Chapter Eight: All and Never!


So far, we have made some natural and commonly occurring observations intentionally, because they are natural, and occur commonly, BUT THEY ARE WRONG.

Every time so far that Ethan or Emma have made a conclusion about the opposite sex, they have concluded this to be true for ALL OF THEM! Looking back to a moment ago, Chess Club Presidents never ask ANYONE out. What happens then if he asks Harper out? Then it's even worse, and Harper is her sworn enemy, presumably because she exists only to steal ALL Chess Club Presidents away from Emma.

To remind you, Harper thinks Vets are the Unsung Heroes of the New Millennium, and only accepted a date with the Chess Club President because she didn't know Ethan.